Charlie – Charles, that is, you really made a mark on this world. “Darwin” is a name recognized by just about everyone, and it’s in every kid’s textbook. I guess that makes you pretty famous. But then, there’s a lot more to life than “famous.”
Good ol’ Charles. Think of what this world would be like if you had not come along with all your weird theories about where man came from, and the origin of all the species on the earth. Well, Charlie, I hope you understand why I won’t be celebrating your birthday, and why others who read their Bible won’t be celebrating, either.
The truth is, there are many who don’t think much of your “scientific” calculations. The last survey by the Gallup folks says less than half believe you “got it right” in your “evolution” theories. Only 9% agreed that your “core evolution theory” (which says man is a product of godless, mindless coincidence) accurately describes the origin of man.
Now Charlie, don’t get angry with me when I remind you of the fact that us foolish old Bible believers still believe man is God’s creation, not just a mere accident in far distant history. No, you didn’t make many converts out of us, but this is still your birthday and I’m just trying to be nice
.By now your conscience is really bothering you when you think of what you did to so many of our young people, telling them they are just “advanced” apes. Don’t expect me to cut you any slack. You are just reaping what you have sown. The old prophet Hosea talked about that in chapter 8, verse 7 of his book. Look it up. That Paul fellow, you may have heard of him, he wrote to some church folks in Galatians 6:7:
“…whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.”
Imagine that. And long before Paul, old Jeremiah talked about the same thing in chapter 12, verse 13 of his book.
There is something I have wanted to ask you for a long time. Did you ever think about, well, what if you were wrong? Did that ever cross your mind? Now you know those “foolish old Bible believers” were right, and that judgment is something you would like to avoid and forget. There really is a heaven, and a hell. I feel sure it “crosses your mind” now and then.
I remember reading one of your comments on this whole subject of man and the missing links. You said something about an ordinary man plowing up his garden in the spring. You said he would probably find lots of those “missing links” because they were so plentiful. You sure missed it there.
By the way, what about that guy over in England who found some bones near the little village of Piltdown? You didn’t plant those bones, did you, Charlie? If you were trying to fool a bunch of people you really did it then. They were so eager to find a “missing link” that they were hoodwinked by someone who had filed and varnished the teeth and the jaw of an ape. The British Museum people were embarrassed that they had not really done their homework. They wanted to find that missing link – the link your folks just had tofind to prove your theory. That’s what can happen when you make up your mind before all the facts are in.
I imagine you wanted to hide somewhere. Do you know what? I haven’t heard of any gardeners around here, or anywhere else, who have found any of those missing links. To be blunt, it is the “chain” that is missing, not just a “link”. Sorry about that, Charlie, but that’s the way it is.
One more thing. I keep hearing that some of your friends who no longer agree with your “natural selection” now claim humans just rose up over night. One called it a “Hopeful Monster,” but it is also said that others preferred a more dignified term, like “Punctuated Equilibrium.” I’m sure you had a long visit with them about that.
Well, I guess I didn’t cheer you up on your birthday. Nothing I or anyone else could say can cheer up someone where you and your friends are. I’m sorry. It could have been different.